Hey people! We were on ikea.com, when we met Anna! Anna is Ikea's online, computerized help center. So, she's gotta have a life beyond helping customers, right? (Oh, boy we're we wrong) So we decided to interview her.
Interview With Anna:
URP: Anna, our name is UtterlyRandomPeople. Do you have time for an interview?
Anna: I'm very sorry, but I can't really talk about things like that at this time.
URP: Well, so pushy! You need to relax lets carry on with the interview.
Anna: Thanks. I am happy that you thought that was good.
URP: Our name is UtterlyRandomPeople. Whats yours?
Anna: I'm sorry, I don't understand wht it is you're saying. If it's no problem,please rephrase your question or comment.
URP: Is that an insult?
Anna: I think you're confused or trying to ask me a question, but I need more than that to give you a proper answer. Please try again.
URP: Do you speak spanish?
Anna: I understand and speak English. Very soon I will speak other languages.
URP: What is your favorite sport?
Anna: Because I spend all my time working here, I don't have a favorite sport. I know about Garden Furniture, though.
URP: Anna, are you getting annoyed with us?
Anna: I have nothing to be angry about.
URP: Really, because we keep asking you stupid questions.
Anna: There is no such thing as a stupid questions...
URP: Anna, are you really that sheltered from the world?
Anna: We're working to create a better enviorment outdoors as well as indoors.
URP: Well, Anna, I think this concludes our interview.
Anna: All of IKEA's products are made to the highest standards.
URP: Thank you for your time!
Anna: Thank you!
Well that was Anna. Yep, a totally inoccent computer program. I think she needs some more personal intrests, dont you?
~~UtterlyRandomPeople
Monday, December 21, 2009
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