We Interview Anna!

Hey people! We were on ikea.com, when we met Anna! Anna is Ikea's online, computerized help center. So, she's gotta have a life beyond helping customers, right? (Oh, boy we're we wrong) So we decided to interview her.



Interview With Anna:

URP: Anna, our name is UtterlyRandomPeople. Do you have time for an interview?
Anna: I'm very sorry, but I can't really talk about things like that at this time.
URP: Well, so pushy! You need to relax lets carry on with the interview.
Anna: Thanks. I am happy that you thought that was good.
URP: Our name is UtterlyRandomPeople. Whats yours?
Anna: I'm sorry, I don't understand wht it is you're saying. If it's no problem,please rephrase your question or comment.
URP: Is that an insult?
Anna: I think you're confused or trying to ask me a question, but I need more than that to give you a proper answer. Please try again.
URP: Do you speak spanish?
Anna: I understand and speak English. Very soon I will speak other languages.
URP: What is your favorite sport?
Anna: Because I spend all my time working here, I don't have a favorite sport. I know about Garden Furniture, though.
URP: Anna, are you getting annoyed with us?
Anna: I have nothing to be angry about.
URP: Really, because we keep asking you stupid questions.
Anna: There is no such thing as a stupid questions...
URP: Anna, are you really that sheltered from the world?
Anna: We're working to create a better enviorment outdoors as well as indoors.
URP: Well, Anna, I think this concludes our interview.
Anna: All of IKEA's products are made to the highest standards.
URP: Thank you for your time!
Anna: Thank you!



Well that was Anna. Yep, a totally inoccent computer program. I think she needs some more personal intrests, dont you?

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Random Facts With Random People

We bring you another random fact with a random person.

UtterlyRandomPeople: So, do you know any random facts?
Random Person: The annual seafood festival in Yankeetown, Fl, is not really a seafood festival, its a stinking craft fair, and the only seafood they serve is mullet or clam chowder. Other than that your choices are hamburgers, hot dogs, or sausages. Of course you can get a variety on the mullet, deep fried, or smoked.
UtterlyRandomPeople: Well, thank you reader for your rather... Interesting random fact.
Random Person: Oh yeah, the wonderful biking trail on St. George's Island, is nothing more than an asphalt strip along the main road.

New Member

Aloha fellow readers, we just got a new member, contributing to this blog. The name: Rose Johnson. So lets give a warm welcome to her! Just drop a comment!

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More Random Interviews!

Thats right, ANOTHER random interview! This time with a real live alien!!!! Interview with Bobbita the Alien.

Interview With Bob

To introduce our new segment, Random Interviews, we present: Interview with Bob

Slo Mo No!

Here is more of our segment Slo Mo No! Enjoy





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Slo Mo No, Just the No!

Hey, here is part of out ongoing segment Slo Mo No, this time we just say no, really slow! It sounds really freaky...

Drop us a line and tell us what you think.

Slowly....

Uuuuuuuuuuutttttttttteeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrllllllllllyyyyyyyy

RRRaaaaaannnnnnndddddooommPeeeeopppppllllleeeee

Another New Segment?

Yep you heard it! Another new, utterly random segment on our blog. We like to call it "Random Facts With Random People!"

Today we borrow a fact from a viewer on infopoll.blogspot.com ...

"did you know that there are over 1,000 bricks in the empire state building....yep neither did I...."

Thank You Random Person!
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P.S. If you want your fact to possibly be featured on "Random Facts With Random People", just leave a comment on any post from this segment. If you dont leave a name on your post you'll reamain anonymous like the reader above.

____+_____=WEIRD

Welcome people!
This is a new segment on Randomocity we like to call Crazy Math!
What do you get when you add...

Mad Scientists + Mad Hair Do= Crazy Socks
10 Bored Kids + Power Outage= Casting for a Disaster Movie
Wet Shoes + Bag= Horrid Stench

And finally for this segment:

2 + 2= 5,000,100,204

Do the Math,
Utterly + Random + People = US !!!!!!!!

Hello

Welcome! We are the UtterlyRandomPeople, there's:
Meridel Szalinski, Bermuda Tessero, and Jackie Centari!!!

Aye Aye Aye!!!

This website is totally commited to randomness!

Keep being random,
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